On my previous note I had mentioned that I had arrived at the Las Vegas airport… it is now 4:52, Vegas time, and yes, I am still here waiting for my 6:14am flight to Los Angeles (connecting flight) to Sacramento. I’m almost there. Just another few more agonizing hours and no more until my return!!!
Well during the wait for this flight, I actually exhausted myself to the point that my body had started shutting down on me. My feet wouldn’t take another step nor my hands can endure another drag of my luggage. I knew I couldn’t win this fight, especially when I haven’t slept all night and the time shift from Atlanta’s to Vegas. I’m like a fucking zombie, with the munchies. Well, I did managed to squeeze myself between to ladies and was unconscious for about an hour and a half. I couldn’t hear myself snoring so I hope that I didn’t, but since nobody bitch slapped me… was a good sign that I didn’t, for sure.
Let me rephrase myself, I AM A FUCKING ZOMBIE WITH THE MUNCHIES. MAD MUNCHIES. There is something wicked and evil about airports food. No matter how outrageously priced they are, you still want to buy it, at least I did. I normally never go out of my way to buy starbuck’s muffins nor some cheesy ass cardboard biscuits with styrofoam spongy eggs and generic cheddar cheese slathered in artery clogging butter with enough transfat to give an elephant a stroke….but yes, every hour of the hour that I wasn’t sleeping, I was buying nasty ass overpriced food that is nearly breaking me (besides the evil slot machines) to only find myself throwing it away. I know, I’m going straight to hell for this.
Yes I am picky about my food, life is too damn short to settle for generics you know. Even if I was poor and the root to the reason I will be forever poor is my snooty eating habits. So yeah, $3.31 (tax included) for a 20oz. bottle of aquafina is a bit cut throat for any normal human being. I can understand if the price included a server twisting the caps and pouring it into a freezed martini glass with maybe a sliced of cucumber… but if I gotta pick the damn bottle up myself and twist my own cap and gulped it down myself…. @()*&$)(*&#$*(&$)(*@& to the 3rd power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alas, the bottle is half emptied…. I have to admit that it was quite refreshing…
It is now 5:16am and we’ll be boarding at 5:44am. I should be in LAX around 7:30 am, maybe not even enough time to catch my next flight at 8:15 to Saramento… but thank goodness I don’t have to go through the security checkpoint again. OMG I hate that shit. I know it’s for my saftey that they want to strip everybody… but there’s gotta be a better way to handle this. We’re Americans, we’re intelligent people who always come up with new technologies to better our lives because we’re fucking lazy, the only incentive to come up with superficial neccessities. What’s with the holdup already???
Alrighty… I think my next blog will most likely be after I am in Sacramento and maybe a couple hours of shut eyes and a long overdue cold shower. Heard it’s freaking hot in sacramento.